1. Man has too much too drink. The next morning he wakes with a gigantic "Mighty Mouse" tattoo on the center of his chest.
Drunk tattoos are notorious for tattoo horror stories. The number of guys and girls who have gone inside a tattoo parlor drunk and come out with ridiculous regrettable ink is countless.
2. Teenager is a fan of Ozzy Osbourne. So he get's "OZZY" tattooed across his knuckles.
Band tattoos of all types are highly regrettable years later when people's taste in music changes. But the "Ozzy on knuckles tattoo" is a classic horror come to life 20 years down the road. It's totally noticeable, and while it may have been cool at 17, at 37 it will probably look more ridiculous than anything.
3. Young woman feels rebellious. So she gets a purple dragon tattooed on the side of her head.
People don't realize that their rage and rebellion are usually short lived. Yet they get tattooed thinking their sensibilities will remain the same throughout their life. If you are thinking of a rage tattoo, have it done somewhere a little more discreet than the side of your head. Hair doesn't always cover everything up!
4. Man falls in love with woman. And then has her name tattooed across his neck.
Name tattoos are also notorious for highly regretful ink. There are actually a bunch of neck tattooed men out there with women's names whom they no longer even talk to, although at one point they obviously thought things would last.
5. Guy allows girlfriend to tattoo him. He ends up with a playboy bunny with the word "PlayBoy" underneath, only it is somehow misspelled.
Guys never allow your girlfriend to choose your tattoo, let alone actually ink it on you. This poor guy had a bad tattoo and to add insult to injury, he had a misspelled work as well.
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